Dumpster Diver Humorist Pillows

Stig of the dump.

The dumpster code - find something, leave something.

"Don't just forage - upcycle!"

Crew Goofs Off While Out Of Sight

"My wife is the queen of misheard lyrics! Listen to her singing carefully next time: it's hilarious..."

"I'm the Class Clown fish."

"I knew we should have gotten the shorter tree."

Well yes, I am a Blue Whale, but that doesn't mean I'm depressed...

Guide fish.

"I was caught and released. But according to news reports, I remain a fish of interest."

'Where do you want to go for breakfast, fancy an Australian or do you want to nip over to Hawaii?'

Shark Chum

"You've opened my eyes to the most disgusting worldly delights."

Fish Farm.

'I got one this small.'

"I like a diet rich in surfers."

"You'll like this restaurant. All the food is locally sourced from nearby dumpsters."

"Of course I'm self-absorbed. I'm a sponge!"

"Don't be afraid of sharks. They generally attack only when provoked."

"I have to go on a diet! According to that fisherman I have gained fifty pounds overnight!!"

So, how are you planning on eating that?

How Lawyers Evolved.

Fish: 'WHOA,Gesundheit!' / A Fish has sneezed out all of his scales

Need to turn up heat(fish crowd heater in aquirium).

'Well, we've been under a lot of pressure lately.'

'You see these things, you don't bite them, you suck them out...'

Shark in the swimming pool.

"Being a 'fly on the wall' is way overrated."

"Isn't that Hank's mask?"

"Why do they always do that with the concrete? The feet are the best part."

'I'm a Pisces.'

"I heard this dumpster got a bad review, but we'll try it out anyhow."

"I live in dread of being mistaken for an undersea energy cable."

"Wow, 27, not bad! Me, I've ruined 53 surfing competitions..."

"Another impulse purchase?"