Dumpster Diving Enthusiast T-Shirts

High platform competition finals at the Dumpster Diving World Olympics.

The dumpster code - find something, leave something.

"Don't just forage - upcycle!"

Boy asking for bathing machine to be taken out deep so he can dive in.

What's your contingency plan, Randy? My what? If a calamity of biblical proportions were to strike here in Canardville, would you flee across the bridge to Candorville? Or would you search in vain for a fallout-resistant bunker, before surrendering to the cruel inevitability of your demise? I ask just for the sake of discussion. No reason to panic. Totally unrelated: I just found out someone who's definitely not me is selling fallout bunkers at buy-this-now-if-you-want-to-live.com. Very bad man.

'Are you sure this is where you buried your Daddy?'

"What, no day spa? And you call this a luxury bunker."

"Oh, that looks fantastic! Honey, doesn’t that look delicious?!"

"You've opened my eyes to the most disgusting worldly delights."

Some people save stamps or coins. I save whales.

"You'll like this restaurant. All the food is locally sourced from nearby dumpsters."

'Mum, why are we called seagulls?'

'While 10-15 years of cellaring are recommended and would certainly improve the bouquet and taste, no, there'sno reason why you can't go out back, behind the dumpster and down the whole thing in 1 chug.'

"And this flag, my son, means "Divers Below"..."

"I heard this dumpster got a bad review, but we'll try it out anyhow."

"Being a 'fly on the wall' is way overrated."

'Is it labor day already?'

'I don't know, Al... A dumpster in the middle of the woods! Seems kind of fishy to me.'

"I'll keep this short as I know many of you are eager to hit that dumpster out back."

'There goes Tom Daley.'

Diving Judge: Sorry, I Was Looking At My Phone.

Parachutist directing Plane

A cat is stalking the fish tank with goggles on and fork in its hand.

Parachuting Cow

'I can't take the stress test next week. I have to go to the pool with my grandson and show him how to do a one-and-a-half gainer of the high diving board.'

Sky Diving Club Eye Test

"Calm down, yes, I see the dumpsters."

"Well, that's the last of it, which means we just ate thirty years' worth of food in two weeks."

Lair Freshner

"This is my new pool Rodney...yeah, I know it doesn't take up too much of the garden but it is 100ft deep!"

'85 Quid per lesson??...You're having a laugh! Your advert in the paper says it's free-fall!'

"No, son, not a nuclear war. That's just the fact checker's heads exploding after Trump's State of the Union speech."

Character trucks #2 Digger.

"You'll like this restaurant. All the food is locally sourced from nearby dumpsters."

"I'll stick to my survivalist bunker."