Dumpster Diving Enthusiast T-Shirts

The dumpster code - find something, leave something.

"Don't just forage - upcycle!"

Boy asking for bathing machine to be taken out deep so he can dive in.

'Are you sure this is where you buried your Daddy?'

"Oh, that looks fantastic! Honey, doesn’t that look delicious?!"

"What, no day spa? And you call this a luxury bunker."

"You've opened my eyes to the most disgusting worldly delights."

Some people save stamps or coins. I save whales.

"You'll like this restaurant. All the food is locally sourced from nearby dumpsters."

'Mum, why are we called seagulls?'

"And this flag, my son, means "Divers Below"..."

"I heard this dumpster got a bad review, but we'll try it out anyhow."

"Being a 'fly on the wall' is way overrated."

'While 10-15 years of cellaring are recommended and would certainly improve the bouquet and taste, no, there'sno reason why you can't go out back, behind the dumpster and down the whole thing in 1 chug.'

'Is it labor day already?'

'I don't know, Al... A dumpster in the middle of the woods! Seems kind of fishy to me.'

"I'll keep this short as I know many of you are eager to hit that dumpster out back."

Parachutist directing Plane

'There goes Tom Daley.'

Diving Judge: Sorry, I Was Looking At My Phone.

A cat is stalking the fish tank with goggles on and fork in its hand.

'I can't take the stress test next week. I have to go to the pool with my grandson and show him how to do a one-and-a-half gainer of the high diving board.'

Parachuting Cow

"Well, that's the last of it, which means we just ate thirty years' worth of food in two weeks."

Sky Diving Club Eye Test

Lair Freshner

"Calm down, yes, I see the dumpsters."

"This is my new pool Rodney...yeah, I know it doesn't take up too much of the garden but it is 100ft deep!"

"No, son, not a nuclear war. That's just the fact checker's heads exploding after Trump's State of the Union speech."

'85 Quid per lesson??...You're having a laugh! Your advert in the paper says it's free-fall!'

"You'll like this restaurant. All the food is locally sourced from nearby dumpsters."

'I can't take the stress test next week. I have to go to the pool with my grandson and show him how to do a one-and-a-half gainer off the high diving board.'

Character trucks #2 Digger.

"I'll stick to my survivalist bunker."