Vintage Vault Dwellers T-Shirts

"Carbon paper? Typewriter ribbon? An ashtray? After your retirement, have you considered opening a museum?"

Cocktails on the verandah.

The Missing Sock Returns

Military Medals

"I know we just met, but all I got is a twenty-four-hour pass!"

Pashminas are sooo noughties!

"Wheel, schmeel—check these babies out!"

Early Piety

'A Ball at the Mansion House'

'No, I'm not the sommelier; in fact, I don't even work here - I've just always wanted to try this wine.'

Abandoning the computer for a typewriter.

Illustration from an Unpublished Novel

Cover Design for the Yellow Book, Vol 3- Street Lamps Lighting a Lady's Toilet Mirror

A Macaroni in 1772

'Jerry's 'old school'.'

"Diamonds are so three billion years ago..."

"Are you looking to accentuate or camouflage?"

An old-time engineer enters the cockpit on a flight.

'I know I complimented you on that outfit last time you wore it, but that was in 1980.'

"Of course, I'm perfectly willing to pay my income tax, but I stayed home all day on the fifteenth, and nobody came."

'This is a wind-up, isn't it?'

Limerick On A Grecian Urn

'No, you can't just watch the end of Bargainhunt!'

Opening the Barrel

Swells - Men's Fashion

Notice: this dress will be out of style by January 2009.

Pick me! 2002 was a very good year! No! Me! I'm excellent with beef and fish. Desperate House Wines.

DIY enthusiasts find a time portal behind their old wallpaper

"They lead a simple life - they don't even put gas in their cars."

'Oi son, you're not going out dressed like that.'

Girl's hair comes unfastened as a dance is about to begin

Ye Old Cafe: No Coffee Today - Sore Arm!

Auctioneer: 'Sold to the lady whose husband just walked out!'

A chip off the old block...

Vintage Dresses: Your Frock Exchange