Vintage House Lover T-Shirts

Before he was taken away, Dr. Stuart Trust was the last known doctor to make HOUSE CALLS.

"I'm sure you'll grow into it, darling."

Cocktails on the verandah.

The Missing Sock Returns

Pashminas are sooo noughties!

Military Medals

"Wheel, schmeel—check these babies out!"

Early Piety

'No, I'm not the sommelier; in fact, I don't even work here - I've just always wanted to try this wine.'

A Macaroni in 1772

Abandoning the computer for a typewriter.

'A Ball at the Mansion House'

Illustration from an Unpublished Novel

'Jerry's 'old school'.'

An old-time engineer enters the cockpit on a flight.

"Diamonds are so three billion years ago..."

High Riders of the Old West

"Are you looking to accentuate or camouflage?"

'I know I complimented you on that outfit last time you wore it, but that was in 1980.'

"Of course, I'm perfectly willing to pay my income tax, but I stayed home all day on the fifteenth, and nobody came."

'This is a wind-up, isn't it?'

"Of course, lots of women are just going bare-headed."

'No, you can't just watch the end of Bargainhunt!'

Opening the Barrel

Swells - Men's Fashion

Notice: this dress will be out of style by January 2009.

DIY enthusiasts find a time portal behind their old wallpaper

1950's.

Girl's hair comes unfastened as a dance is about to begin

Ye Old Cafe: No Coffee Today - Sore Arm!

Lovers in toile de jouy

The Return Of The Minipants

"Darling, do you ever worry that we're becoming some sort of Merchant-Ivory production?"

"They lead a simple life - they don't even put gas in their cars."

Pick me! 2002 was a very good year! No! Me! I'm excellent with beef and fish. Desperate House Wines.