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"I ain't particular, but are you sure a '71 claret is the right choice for these here beans?"

'Have you tried our home-made wine?'

"Now here's one that has the glamour above the table."

Cocktails on the verandah.

"Vintage? What would you like it to be?"

Sir Winston Churchill

Shoe Shine/Lace Tie

The height of fashion in 1796

The Missing Sock Returns

Second hand furniture.

"I know we just met, but all I got is a twenty-four-hour pass!"

Military Medals

Pashminas are sooo noughties!

'My luck, I buy a bottle of wine from 450 B.C. and it's still five years from reaching maturity.'

'I think I'll stay in and try to catch up on my reading.'

"Desmond likes to live in the moment. . . and that moment happens to be 1960."

'It's genuine 17th century satsuma - and the pair would have been worth ?14,000.'

Early Piety

Gramophone dreams of mp3 player.

Best before 65 million BC.

Cover Design for the Yellow Book, Vol 3- Street Lamps Lighting a Lady's Toilet Mirror

Elvis Presley

Early Colour TV

'A Ball at the Mansion House'

Abandoning the computer for a typewriter.

'No, I'm not the sommelier; in fact, I don't even work here - I've just always wanted to try this wine.'

Illustration from an Unpublished Novel

"If you wish to manifest here, you'll have to change. We don't allow anything past 1950."

The Kitchen area of a Whitechapel Boarding House

Marilyn Monroe - Spot the Difference

'Jerry's 'old school'.'

"Diamonds are so three billion years ago..."

An old-time engineer enters the cockpit on a flight.

Grandma's caf

"Are you looking to accentuate or camouflage?"