Vinyl Vintner T-Shirts

'Not much to show for 25 years of investing in wine--unless maybe you add back the 9,000 empties!'

Pete Townshend Vineyards

'Have you tried our home-made wine?'

'Big audio gear is coming back!'

Grim Reaper Buying CDs...

Gramophone dreams of mp3 player.

"I only like their bad albums – the good ones are too commercial."

'From albums to 8-tracks to cassettes to CD's...What a long, loud trip it's been!'

Fossil record player.

'Note to self: Like coffee, homemade coffee wine should be available in decaf, too.'

Large print rock'n'roll section

Cut out and keep your own DJ.

"Midtown Vinyl. Vintage albums + EPs. Midtown Ink. Vintage books + newspapers."

'We drove 800 miles for this? If I wanted to look at a roomful of dusty bottles, we could have visited your mother.'

'When played backwards these say terrible things like 'do your homework' and 'clean your room.''

The Death of the Blues

'Okay everybody, SMILE!'

kangaroos hopping around in a vat of grapes to make wine for Australian wine company.

'I've written six books on wine; owned my own winery and taught a wine class for two years. My next goal is to taste some.'

'When we bought this place we thought we'd only be making wine. Apparently, we're also into spirits.'

'Who are you kidding? This is a wind-up isn't it!'

'Who's the new guy?'

"Okay, quote me. I'm on the record."

Amy Winehouse, up in Rock N' Roll heaven.

Groovy Baby

In prehistoric times, there were hunters, gatherers and guys who never had change.

'Music & Gym'