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'CD's' on the rollercoaster of money.

Music Freak.

"This is where I keep my entire music collection."

"Christmas - what a fuss eh?"

"We made all the wheels out of old coffee tables and chandeliers."

Spontaneous Kombucha

"These new variants are triggering my impostor syndrome."

"Did you read my review on Amazon? Four out of four people found it helpful."

'It's a deal. You don't infect me, and I don't infect you.'

"Hack back with all you've got!"

'It has to breathe for exactly 22 minutes; then I can pour you a glass - right after the sacrifice.'

'Of course she hasn't aged a bit. She's married to a plastic surgeon!'

"We can be old-timey office workers for Halloween."

"Queen begins with Q, it should be precisely here."

Dr. and Mrs. Steven Mueller.

You thought YOU hated YOUR job?

The Music Lover.

'It's definitely human flu. Sound the alarm!'

"Buy them - and never look back."

'of course it's not natural: He dyes his mane to cover up his grey hair...'

'I had a little cosmetic surgery done this week.'

"What do you think? Too Edward Gorey?"

"You're dated look is an absolute tour de force."

'The problem isn't your high definition television, it's your low definition eyes.'

"Golly, bongos and espresso! You folks haven't changed a bit."

"You said 'give me a cool hairstyle...' You never specified which decade."

"Not only do you look marvelous but all of you looks the same age."

"Next!"

The world's most successful beauty blogger...

Ye Haul.

Another Programme Reminding You How Much Better Music Used To Be.