Vodka Vanguard T-Shirts

"Christmas - what a fuss eh?"

"It's almost 5 o'clock! Where the hell is my vodka app?!"

"We made all the wheels out of old coffee tables and chandeliers."

A shop selling "Ice-cold Vodka" in 31 flavors.

"Did you read my review on Amazon? Four out of four people found it helpful."

"I like my vodka like I like my ships - on the rocks!"

"These new variants are triggering my impostor syndrome."

Spontaneous Kombucha

'It's a deal. You don't infect me, and I don't infect you.'

'Of course she hasn't aged a bit. She's married to a plastic surgeon!'

"This is nice. You have your knitting and I have my vodka."

"I'm floating in pure vodka; feel free to dip your glass in if you'd like."

"It's this trend that leads us to believe we should supplement our oil commodities with investments in some of the Earth's rich vinegar and crouton reserves."

Which Hogwarts house are you?

"We can be old-timey office workers for Halloween."

"How could you forget where you buried dad. You do know he has the car keys in his pocket?"

"Drinking improves my vodkabulary."

Dr. and Mrs. Steven Mueller.

"It says it's the vodka that's distilled twenty-nine times - they just can't seem to get it right."

Music Freak.

'It's definitely human flu. Sound the alarm!'

'Potatoes. How many would I need to make a bottle of vodka?'

"You're dated look is an absolute tour de force."

"What do you think? Too Edward Gorey?"

'of course it's not natural: He dyes his mane to cover up his grey hair...'

"This is where I keep my entire music collection."

"Vodka on the rocks, in the rocks, around the rocks, and under the rocks."

"Buy them - and never look back."

"This is the Upper East Side, sir. We don’t sell ‘well’ vodka."

'I had a little cosmetic surgery done this week.'

"What wine goes best with vodka?"

"I don't think there's enough vodka for another week in Canada."