Variant Vanguard T-Shirts

"These new variants are triggering my impostor syndrome."

"Christmas - what a fuss eh?"

"We made all the wheels out of old coffee tables and chandeliers."

Science Fair. How viruses spread.

'You won't believe this, but even if the vaccine works, they wont give it to other sick mice.'

"Did you read my review on Amazon? Four out of four people found it helpful."

Spontaneous Kombucha

'It's a deal. You don't infect me, and I don't infect you.'

Cafe investors: I'd like your support in acquiring the lemonade stand down the street. By cutting redundant labor, marketing and technology. I place our annual savings at $17 billion. The phone company investors bought it. Can monkey lick your head?

"Hack back with all you've got!"

'Of course she hasn't aged a bit. She's married to a plastic surgeon!'

New scenario with the vaccine

How do I love me? Let me count the ways. Ok. You have 18,523 selfies.

Dr. and Mrs. Steven Mueller.

"We can be old-timey office workers for Halloween."

Robert Drake

'It's definitely human flu. Sound the alarm!'

Snow globe vaccine

Vaccine shortage in Europe

"You wait nine months for a vaccine then three arrive all at once."

Help me COVI one ten O.B. you're my only hope

'Thank you but I'm a bit sensitive to ethnic food.'

Music Freak.

"Buy them - and never look back."

"This is where I keep my entire music collection."

'of course it's not natural: He dyes his mane to cover up his grey hair...'

"You're dated look is an absolute tour de force."

VACCINATION REFUSAL

"What do you think? Too Edward Gorey?"

'I had a little cosmetic surgery done this week.'

Omicron: "Viva 2022!"

'The problem isn't your high definition television, it's your low definition eyes.'

Humanity vs. Corona

The world's most successful beauty blogger...

Mary Quant.