Vitamin Vanguard T-Shirts

'Get one of these down, and you won't have to worry about anything.'

"Christmas - what a fuss eh?"

"We made all the wheels out of old coffee tables and chandeliers."

Science Fair. How viruses spread.

'You won't believe this, but even if the vaccine works, they wont give it to other sick mice.'

Medicinal plants

"These new variants are triggering my impostor syndrome."

"Did you read my review on Amazon? Four out of four people found it helpful."

Spontaneous Kombucha

'It's a deal. You don't infect me, and I don't infect you.'

"Hack back with all you've got!"

Cafe investors: I'd like your support in acquiring the lemonade stand down the street. By cutting redundant labor, marketing and technology. I place our annual savings at $17 billion. The phone company investors bought it. Can monkey lick your head?

"We can be old-timey office workers for Halloween."

"How could you forget where you buried dad. You do know he has the car keys in his pocket?"

New scenario with the vaccine

Help me COVI one ten O.B. you're my only hope

Music Freak.

'It's definitely human flu. Sound the alarm!'

"You wait nine months for a vaccine then three arrive all at once."

'Thank you but I'm a bit sensitive to ethnic food.'

Vaccine shortage in Europe

Snow globe vaccine

'Vitamins A, B, C, D...Hey, Mom! - this cereal has all the recommended daily allowance of alphabet in it!'

VACCINATION REFUSAL

"You're dated look is an absolute tour de force."

"What do you think? Too Edward Gorey?"

"This is where I keep my entire music collection."

'The problem isn't your high definition television, it's your low definition eyes.'

"It's just that you might find food a lot cheaper!"

Humanity vs. Corona

The B1 Vitamin Bomber

'Time for your One-a-Year vitamin supplement pill, dear.'

Bell Bottom Pants

"Next!"

Mary Quant.