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"I'm telling ya the hare is a big fat liar! I don't do steroids!"

"Christmas - what a fuss eh?"

"We made all the wheels out of old coffee tables and chandeliers."

"How was my day? I'm still calculating the little victories minus the humiliations I normally suffer."

'You won't believe this, but even if the vaccine works, they wont give it to other sick mice.'

Spontaneous Kombucha

"These new variants are triggering my impostor syndrome."

'It's a deal. You don't infect me, and I don't infect you.'

Gymnasts falling off the winners pedestal.

"Hack back with all you've got!"

First Prize!

'Of course she hasn't aged a bit. She's married to a plastic surgeon!'

"I'm returning home triumphant - do you need me to pick anything up?"

New scenario with the vaccine

"We can be old-timey office workers for Halloween."

Dr. and Mrs. Steven Mueller.

"You wait nine months for a vaccine then three arrive all at once."

Vaccine shortage in Europe

Snow globe vaccine

Music Freak.

"It took a lot of hard work to get here, but it was all worth it in the end."

Help me COVI one ten O.B. you're my only hope

'Thank you but I'm a bit sensitive to ethnic food.'

'It's definitely human flu. Sound the alarm!'

Swimming Champion.

"Buy them - and never look back."

"What do you think? Too Edward Gorey?"

"You're dated look is an absolute tour de force."

"This is where I keep my entire music collection."

'of course it's not natural: He dyes his mane to cover up his grey hair...'

'I had a little cosmetic surgery done this week.'

'The problem isn't your high definition television, it's your low definition eyes.'