Victory Vanguard Mugs

"I'm telling ya the hare is a big fat liar! I don't do steroids!"

"Christmas - what a fuss eh?"

"We made all the wheels out of old coffee tables and chandeliers."

"How was my day? I'm still calculating the little victories minus the humiliations I normally suffer."

Science Fair. How viruses spread.

'You won't believe this, but even if the vaccine works, they wont give it to other sick mice.'

Spontaneous Kombucha

"These new variants are triggering my impostor syndrome."

'It's a deal. You don't infect me, and I don't infect you.'

Gymnasts falling off the winners pedestal.

'Of course she hasn't aged a bit. She's married to a plastic surgeon!'

Cafe investors: I'd like your support in acquiring the lemonade stand down the street. By cutting redundant labor, marketing and technology. I place our annual savings at $17 billion. The phone company investors bought it. Can monkey lick your head?

"I'm returning home triumphant - do you need me to pick anything up?"

First Prize!

"Hack back with all you've got!"

New scenario with the vaccine

How do I love me? Let me count the ways. Ok. You have 18,523 selfies.

Dr. and Mrs. Steven Mueller.

"We can be old-timey office workers for Halloween."

'Thank you but I'm a bit sensitive to ethnic food.'

'It's definitely human flu. Sound the alarm!'

Music Freak.

Bradley Wiggins

Vaccine shortage in Europe

Snow globe vaccine

"You wait nine months for a vaccine then three arrive all at once."

"It took a lot of hard work to get here, but it was all worth it in the end."

Help me COVI one ten O.B. you're my only hope

Swimming Champion.

'of course it's not natural: He dyes his mane to cover up his grey hair...'

"You're dated look is an absolute tour de force."

"What do you think? Too Edward Gorey?"

"This is where I keep my entire music collection."

"Buy them - and never look back."

'I had a little cosmetic surgery done this week.'