Vote Vanguard T-Shirts

'Thank you but I'm a bit sensitive to ethnic food.'

"We made all the wheels out of old coffee tables and chandeliers."

'You won't believe this, but even if the vaccine works, they wont give it to other sick mice.'

"Did you read my review on Amazon? Four out of four people found it helpful."

"These new variants are triggering my impostor syndrome."

Spontaneous Kombucha

'It's a deal. You don't infect me, and I don't infect you.'

"Hack back with all you've got!"

New scenario with the vaccine

"We can be old-timey office workers for Halloween."

Snow globe vaccine

"You mean to tell me I can only vote against one Congressman?"

"You wait nine months for a vaccine then three arrive all at once."

Help me COVI one ten O.B. you're my only hope

'It's definitely human flu. Sound the alarm!'

Vaccine shortage in Europe

"You're dated look is an absolute tour de force."

VACCINATION REFUSAL

"What do you think? Too Edward Gorey?"

'The problem isn't your high definition television, it's your low definition eyes.'

Humanity vs. Corona

The Dali 'Bama.

"Next!"

"You said 'give me a cool hairstyle...' You never specified which decade."

'You'll be projected as the winner by ABC one hour before the polls open.'

Vaccine Coming

'You have voted, yes! Have your SHEEP voted!'

"Watch yourself going up the high street. . . the election canvassers are out in force!"

New Indian Strain of Coronavirus

'What I really hate is preventive medicine. The go after us before we even do anything.'

"Just once I'd like to see us pass something on a voice vote."

'What's the government doing about the jabless?'