Vote Vanguard Gifts

'Thank you but I'm a bit sensitive to ethnic food.'

"We made all the wheels out of old coffee tables and chandeliers."

Science Fair. How viruses spread.

'You won't believe this, but even if the vaccine works, they wont give it to other sick mice.'

Spontaneous Kombucha

"These new variants are triggering my impostor syndrome."

"Did you read my review on Amazon? Four out of four people found it helpful."

'It's a deal. You don't infect me, and I don't infect you.'

"Hack back with all you've got!"

Cafe investors: I'd like your support in acquiring the lemonade stand down the street. By cutting redundant labor, marketing and technology. I place our annual savings at $17 billion. The phone company investors bought it. Can monkey lick your head?

"We can be old-timey office workers for Halloween."

New scenario with the vaccine

"You mean to tell me I can only vote against one Congressman?"

'It's definitely human flu. Sound the alarm!'

Vaccine shortage in Europe

Help me COVI one ten O.B. you're my only hope

"You wait nine months for a vaccine then three arrive all at once."

Snow globe vaccine

VACCINATION REFUSAL

"You're dated look is an absolute tour de force."

"What do you think? Too Edward Gorey?"

'The problem isn't your high definition television, it's your low definition eyes.'

Humanity vs. Corona

"You said 'give me a cool hairstyle...' You never specified which decade."

The Dali 'Bama.

'You'll be projected as the winner by ABC one hour before the polls open.'

Bell Bottom Pants

"Next!"

Mary Quant.

'You have voted, yes! Have your SHEEP voted!'

Vaccine Coming

New Indian Strain of Coronavirus

"Watch yourself going up the high street. . . the election canvassers are out in force!"

'What I really hate is preventive medicine. The go after us before we even do anything.'

"Just once I'd like to see us pass something on a voice vote."