Verse Vanguard Gifts

'You are charged with plagiarizing a seventeenth-century sonnet. Won't you academics ever learn?'

"Christmas - what a fuss eh?"

"Do me next."

"We made all the wheels out of old coffee tables and chandeliers."

Science Fair. How viruses spread.

Spontaneous Kombucha

"Did you read my review on Amazon? Four out of four people found it helpful."

"These new variants are triggering my impostor syndrome."

'It's a deal. You don't infect me, and I don't infect you.'

"Hack back with all you've got!"

Cafe investors: I'd like your support in acquiring the lemonade stand down the street. By cutting redundant labor, marketing and technology. I place our annual savings at $17 billion. The phone company investors bought it. Can monkey lick your head?

Poetry in motion - Runners quoting poems as they jog.

Ted Hughes

"We can be old-timey office workers for Halloween."

"How could you forget where you buried dad. You do know he has the car keys in his pocket?"

"Do you have a link I can click on that removes me from all future conversations with you?"

Poetry Reading. Physics Lecture. Which'll it be -- rhyme or reason?

If poets wrote road signs.

Music Freak.

'It's definitely human flu. Sound the alarm!'

'Thank you but I'm a bit sensitive to ethnic food.'

The Poet.

Louise Glück

"This is where I keep my entire music collection."

"You're dated look is an absolute tour de force."

"What do you think? Too Edward Gorey?"

Poet's Corner

'The problem isn't your high definition television, it's your low definition eyes.'

Seamus Heaney.

"Hi honey, could you run by the bookstore on the way home? We're almost out of poetry."

Warriner's Efficient Poetry

Stanescu.

"You said 'give me a cool hairstyle...' You never specified which decade."

Mary Quant.

Bell Bottom Pants