Verse Vanguard Gifts

'You are charged with plagiarizing a seventeenth-century sonnet. Won't you academics ever learn?'

"Christmas - what a fuss eh?"

"Do me next."

"We made all the wheels out of old coffee tables and chandeliers."

"These new variants are triggering my impostor syndrome."

Spontaneous Kombucha

"Did you read my review on Amazon? Four out of four people found it helpful."

'It's a deal. You don't infect me, and I don't infect you.'

Poetry in motion - Runners quoting poems as they jog.

"Hack back with all you've got!"

"We can be old-timey office workers for Halloween."

"Do you have a link I can click on that removes me from all future conversations with you?"

"How could you forget where you buried dad. You do know he has the car keys in his pocket?"

If poets wrote road signs.

'It's definitely human flu. Sound the alarm!'

Music Freak.

'Thank you but I'm a bit sensitive to ethnic food.'

The Poet.

"You're dated look is an absolute tour de force."

Louise Glück

"What do you think? Too Edward Gorey?"

"This is where I keep my entire music collection."

Poet's Corner

'The problem isn't your high definition television, it's your low definition eyes.'

Seamus Heaney.

"Hi honey, could you run by the bookstore on the way home? We're almost out of poetry."

Covid 19 Variant

"Next!"

Warriner's Efficient Poetry

"You said 'give me a cool hairstyle...' You never specified which decade."