Vinyl Vanguard Gifts

'CD's' on the rollercoaster of money.

Music Freak.

"This is where I keep my entire music collection."

"Christmas - what a fuss eh?"

"We made all the wheels out of old coffee tables and chandeliers."

Science Fair. How viruses spread.

"These new variants are triggering my impostor syndrome."

Spontaneous Kombucha

"Did you read my review on Amazon? Four out of four people found it helpful."

'It's a deal. You don't infect me, and I don't infect you.'

Cafe investors: I'd like your support in acquiring the lemonade stand down the street. By cutting redundant labor, marketing and technology. I place our annual savings at $17 billion. The phone company investors bought it. Can monkey lick your head?

'Of course she hasn't aged a bit. She's married to a plastic surgeon!'

"Hack back with all you've got!"

'It has to breathe for exactly 22 minutes; then I can pour you a glass - right after the sacrifice.'

"We can be old-timey office workers for Halloween."

How do I love me? Let me count the ways. Ok. You have 18,523 selfies.

"Queen begins with Q, it should be precisely here."

You thought YOU hated YOUR job?

Dr. and Mrs. Steven Mueller.

Robert Drake

The Music Lover.

'It's definitely human flu. Sound the alarm!'

'of course it's not natural: He dyes his mane to cover up his grey hair...'

"Buy them - and never look back."

'I had a little cosmetic surgery done this week.'

"What do you think? Too Edward Gorey?"

"You're dated look is an absolute tour de force."

'The problem isn't your high definition television, it's your low definition eyes.'

"Golly, bongos and espresso! You folks haven't changed a bit."

"You said 'give me a cool hairstyle...' You never specified which decade."

Mary Quant.

"Not only do you look marvelous but all of you looks the same age."

Bell Bottom Pants

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