Video Game Vanguard Gifts

Second childhood obesity.

"Christmas - what a fuss eh?"

'If he grabs the broccoli, we turn on the Raffi tunes. If he heads towards the Playstation, he hit him with the air horn at 100db.'

Super-Papi moves swiftly to defeat the evil Electronico!

"We made all the wheels out of old coffee tables and chandeliers."

His family thought he'd been wasting his life, but Steve Wiebe was about to prove everyone wrong.

Science Fair. How viruses spread.

'You won't believe this, but even if the vaccine works, they wont give it to other sick mice.'

We're going on a first date. So many words are misused every day. Literally! I don't accept the use of imperfect language. Me either. Trying to fight it has no effect. It's all a mute point. Irregardless, I could care less. I had nothing farther to say.

"These new variants are triggering my impostor syndrome."

"Did you read my review on Amazon? Four out of four people found it helpful."

Spontaneous Kombucha

'It's a deal. You don't infect me, and I don't infect you.'

Cafe investors: I'd like your support in acquiring the lemonade stand down the street. By cutting redundant labor, marketing and technology. I place our annual savings at $17 billion. The phone company investors bought it. Can monkey lick your head?

'Hand over the last one now kid or you're getting my fist for Christmas!'

'Sometimes, from time to time, occasionally I wish I'd never bought that ruddy thesaurus!'

"Hack back with all you've got!"

New scenario with the vaccine

"How could you forget where you buried dad. You do know he has the car keys in his pocket?"

Armstrong, the new Ybox game console comes out next week. I've got to get in line at Computer Villa. Nope. You are callous and inhumane. Fortunately, I have a backup plan. Computer Villa sale! If anyone cuts, chew their nose off.

"We can be old-timey office workers for Halloween."

"Do you have a link I can click on that removes me from all future conversations with you?"

Robert Drake

Vaccine shortage in Europe

Music Freak.

Snow globe vaccine

Help me COVI one ten O.B. you're my only hope

"You wait nine months for a vaccine then three arrive all at once."

'It's definitely human flu. Sound the alarm!'

"Wanna come over and watch the big game?....I was actually talking about the new 'Pac-Man vs. Superman' X-box game."

"Now hold on just a minute! Salad - fine! Chick flix - fine! But I draw the line on video games!"

"What do you think? Too Edward Gorey?"

"You're dated look is an absolute tour de force."

"This is where I keep my entire music collection."

'The problem isn't your high definition television, it's your low definition eyes.'