Review Vanguard Gifts

"Did you read my review on Amazon? Four out of four people found it helpful."

"Christmas - what a fuss eh?"

"We made all the wheels out of old coffee tables and chandeliers."

'You won't believe this, but even if the vaccine works, they wont give it to other sick mice.'

Spontaneous Kombucha

"These new variants are triggering my impostor syndrome."

'It's a deal. You don't infect me, and I don't infect you.'

"Hack back with all you've got!"

'Sometimes, from time to time, occasionally I wish I'd never bought that ruddy thesaurus!'

'Of course she hasn't aged a bit. She's married to a plastic surgeon!'

"Do you have a link I can click on that removes me from all future conversations with you?"

New scenario with the vaccine

Dr. and Mrs. Steven Mueller.

"How could you forget where you buried dad. You do know he has the car keys in his pocket?"

"We can be old-timey office workers for Halloween."

'It's definitely human flu. Sound the alarm!'

Music Freak.

Vaccine shortage in Europe

Snow globe vaccine

"You wait nine months for a vaccine then three arrive all at once."

'Thank you but I'm a bit sensitive to ethnic food.'

Help me COVI one ten O.B. you're my only hope

"What do you think? Too Edward Gorey?"

'of course it's not natural: He dyes his mane to cover up his grey hair...'

"This is where I keep my entire music collection."

'I had a little cosmetic surgery done this week.'

"Buy them - and never look back."

"You're dated look is an absolute tour de force."

'The problem isn't your high definition television, it's your low definition eyes.'

Humanity vs. Corona