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"Did you read my review on Amazon? Four out of four people found it helpful."

"Christmas - what a fuss eh?"

"We made all the wheels out of old coffee tables and chandeliers."

Science Fair. How viruses spread.

'You won't believe this, but even if the vaccine works, they wont give it to other sick mice.'

We're going on a first date. So many words are misused every day. Literally! I don't accept the use of imperfect language. Me either. Trying to fight it has no effect. It's all a mute point. Irregardless, I could care less. I had nothing farther to say.

"These new variants are triggering my impostor syndrome."

Spontaneous Kombucha

'It's a deal. You don't infect me, and I don't infect you.'

'Of course she hasn't aged a bit. She's married to a plastic surgeon!'

Cafe investors: I'd like your support in acquiring the lemonade stand down the street. By cutting redundant labor, marketing and technology. I place our annual savings at $17 billion. The phone company investors bought it. Can monkey lick your head?

"Hack back with all you've got!"

'Sometimes, from time to time, occasionally I wish I'd never bought that ruddy thesaurus!'

New scenario with the vaccine

"Do you have a link I can click on that removes me from all future conversations with you?"

"How could you forget where you buried dad. You do know he has the car keys in his pocket?"

"We can be old-timey office workers for Halloween."

Dr. and Mrs. Steven Mueller.

How do I love me? Let me count the ways. Ok. You have 18,523 selfies.

Robert Drake

Help me COVI one ten O.B. you're my only hope

Music Freak.

"You wait nine months for a vaccine then three arrive all at once."

'Thank you but I'm a bit sensitive to ethnic food.'

Snow globe vaccine

Vaccine shortage in Europe

'It's definitely human flu. Sound the alarm!'

'of course it's not natural: He dyes his mane to cover up his grey hair...'

"Buy them - and never look back."

'I had a little cosmetic surgery done this week.'

"This is where I keep my entire music collection."

"What do you think? Too Edward Gorey?"

"You're dated look is an absolute tour de force."

'The problem isn't your high definition television, it's your low definition eyes.'

Humanity vs. Corona