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'Sometimes, from time to time, occasionally I wish I'd never bought that ruddy thesaurus!'

Freind: 'Misspelled, anything helps.'

"We made all the wheels out of old coffee tables and chandeliers."

"Sorry I'm late. I overslept." "Is that even a real word?"

What does aloof mean?

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'You won't believe this, but even if the vaccine works, they wont give it to other sick mice.'

"Today I came across antiderenuclearizationalityness."

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"These new variants are triggering my impostor syndrome."

"Did you read my review on Amazon? Four out of four people found it helpful."

'It's a deal. You don't infect me, and I don't infect you.'

"What's another word for 'thesaurus'?"

"Why do people think using big words is a bad thing?"

'Dr Johnson, it's very interstyng, but ov wat use is this Dicshunry of yors?'

Wordplay: Nonstarter.

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"How could you forget where you buried dad. You do know he has the car keys in his pocket?"

"What does procrastination mean?"

'What's with the Thesaurus - trying to find a clinical term for love?'

Wordplay: Rabbit Punch.

"Dad, is there a word that contains all the vowels?"

"We can be old-timey office workers for Halloween."

"Audacity, noun. Unrestrained impudence. Impudence... Impudence... Impudent, adjective. Marked by impertinent disrespect. Impertinent... Impertinent..."

"Of course, that's only a first draft."

'Yes, sure, certainly, you bet, of course, yeah, right, yep....'

'Once a donzel, the dyvour now settled for orts.'

"I attempted to circumvent the traditional trappings of a teen furlough...but I was thwarted by my czar-ish parental unit."

Wordplay: Lemonade - Save the Lemon.

'It's definitely human flu. Sound the alarm!'

'The chechako sparged rhamnose into his yerba.'

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