Vocabulary Vanguard Gifts

We're going on a first date. So many words are misused every day. Literally! I don't accept the use of imperfect language. Me either. Trying to fight it has no effect. It's all a mute point. Irregardless, I could care less. I had nothing farther to say.

'Sometimes, from time to time, occasionally I wish I'd never bought that ruddy thesaurus!'

Freind: 'Misspelled, anything helps.'

"We made all the wheels out of old coffee tables and chandeliers."

"Sorry I'm late. I overslept." "Is that even a real word?"

So I'm "cheap." It's a perfectly good word. And it aptly describes my interest in conserving resources. I suppose we could call you "thrifty." Heavens no! And waste two whole letters? I see we've only wasted one whole tea bag.

What does aloof mean?

Science Fair. How viruses spread.

New Flavors at Where's the Scoop Ice Cream

'You won't believe this, but even if the vaccine works, they wont give it to other sick mice.'

"Today I came across antiderenuclearizationalityness."

"These new variants are triggering my impostor syndrome."

"Did you read my review on Amazon? Four out of four people found it helpful."

Spontaneous Kombucha

'It's a deal. You don't infect me, and I don't infect you.'

"What's another word for 'thesaurus'?"

"Why do people think using big words is a bad thing?"

Wordplay: Nonstarter.

'Dr Johnson, it's very interstyng, but ov wat use is this Dicshunry of yors?'

"Dad, is there a word that contains all the vowels?"

'What's with the Thesaurus - trying to find a clinical term for love?'

"What does procrastination mean?"

New scenario with the vaccine

"We can be old-timey office workers for Halloween."

Wordplay: Rabbit Punch.

"Well %$@#(&!! is not a banned word in the &%Xsing UK!"

"How could you forget where you buried dad. You do know he has the car keys in his pocket?"

"Audacity, noun. Unrestrained impudence. Impudence... Impudence... Impudent, adjective. Marked by impertinent disrespect. Impertinent... Impertinent..."

"Of course, that's only a first draft."

'Yes, sure, certainly, you bet, of course, yeah, right, yep....'

'Once a donzel, the dyvour now settled for orts.'

"You wait nine months for a vaccine then three arrive all at once."

Vaccine shortage in Europe

Wordplay: Lemonade - Save the Lemon.

Snow globe vaccine