Vocabulary Vanguard Gifts

'Sometimes, from time to time, occasionally I wish I'd never bought that ruddy thesaurus!'

Freind: 'Misspelled, anything helps.'

"We made all the wheels out of old coffee tables and chandeliers."

"Sorry I'm late. I overslept." "Is that even a real word?"

What does aloof mean?

New Flavors at Where's the Scoop Ice Cream

'You won't believe this, but even if the vaccine works, they wont give it to other sick mice.'

"Today I came across antiderenuclearizationalityness."

Spontaneous Kombucha

"These new variants are triggering my impostor syndrome."

"Did you read my review on Amazon? Four out of four people found it helpful."

'It's a deal. You don't infect me, and I don't infect you.'

"What's another word for 'thesaurus'?"

"Why do people think using big words is a bad thing?"

'Dr Johnson, it's very interstyng, but ov wat use is this Dicshunry of yors?'

Wordplay: Nonstarter.

New scenario with the vaccine

"How could you forget where you buried dad. You do know he has the car keys in his pocket?"

"What does procrastination mean?"

'What's with the Thesaurus - trying to find a clinical term for love?'

Wordplay: Rabbit Punch.

"Dad, is there a word that contains all the vowels?"

"We can be old-timey office workers for Halloween."

"Audacity, noun. Unrestrained impudence. Impudence... Impudence... Impudent, adjective. Marked by impertinent disrespect. Impertinent... Impertinent..."

"Of course, that's only a first draft."

'Yes, sure, certainly, you bet, of course, yeah, right, yep....'

'Once a donzel, the dyvour now settled for orts.'

"I attempted to circumvent the traditional trappings of a teen furlough...but I was thwarted by my czar-ish parental unit."

Wordplay: Lemonade - Save the Lemon.

'It's definitely human flu. Sound the alarm!'

'The chechako sparged rhamnose into his yerba.'

Snow globe vaccine

Vaccine shortage in Europe