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Spontaneous Kombucha

"Christmas - what a fuss eh?"

Victorian Lady

A women in a shoeshop.

"We made all the wheels out of old coffee tables and chandeliers."

Baby rocks!

'You won't believe this, but even if the vaccine works, they wont give it to other sick mice.'

"Did you read my review on Amazon? Four out of four people found it helpful."

"These new variants are triggering my impostor syndrome."

'It's a deal. You don't infect me, and I don't infect you.'

'Sometimes, from time to time, occasionally I wish I'd never bought that ruddy thesaurus!'

'Of course she hasn't aged a bit. She's married to a plastic surgeon!'

The latest in Eyewear.

Dr. and Mrs. Steven Mueller.

"How could you forget where you buried dad. You do know he has the car keys in his pocket?"

"We can be old-timey office workers for Halloween."

New scenario with the vaccine

Snow globe vaccine

Music Freak.

'It's definitely human flu. Sound the alarm!'

"You wait nine months for a vaccine then three arrive all at once."

Vaccine shortage in Europe

Help me COVI one ten O.B. you're my only hope

"This is where I keep my entire music collection."

"What do you think? Too Edward Gorey?"

'of course it's not natural: He dyes his mane to cover up his grey hair...'

"You're dated look is an absolute tour de force."

"Buy them - and never look back."

"Just think, someday we'll be considered 'retro'."

The Bathers (aka 'On Dieppe Beach) - For A Symons's Article on Dieppe

'I had a little cosmetic surgery done this week.'