Vogue Vanguard Pillows

Spontaneous Kombucha

"Christmas - what a fuss eh?"

Victorian Lady

A women in a shoeshop.

"We made all the wheels out of old coffee tables and chandeliers."

Science Fair. How viruses spread.

Baby rocks!

'You won't believe this, but even if the vaccine works, they wont give it to other sick mice.'

We're going on a first date. So many words are misused every day. Literally! I don't accept the use of imperfect language. Me either. Trying to fight it has no effect. It's all a mute point. Irregardless, I could care less. I had nothing farther to say.

"These new variants are triggering my impostor syndrome."

"Did you read my review on Amazon? Four out of four people found it helpful."

'It's a deal. You don't infect me, and I don't infect you.'

Cafe investors: I'd like your support in acquiring the lemonade stand down the street. By cutting redundant labor, marketing and technology. I place our annual savings at $17 billion. The phone company investors bought it. Can monkey lick your head?

'Sometimes, from time to time, occasionally I wish I'd never bought that ruddy thesaurus!'

'Of course she hasn't aged a bit. She's married to a plastic surgeon!'

The latest in Eyewear.

How do I love me? Let me count the ways. Ok. You have 18,523 selfies.

"We can be old-timey office workers for Halloween."

"How could you forget where you buried dad. You do know he has the car keys in his pocket?"

Dr. and Mrs. Steven Mueller.

New scenario with the vaccine

Robert Drake

'It's definitely human flu. Sound the alarm!'

Help me COVI one ten O.B. you're my only hope

Vaccine shortage in Europe

Snow globe vaccine

Music Freak.

"You wait nine months for a vaccine then three arrive all at once."

"This is where I keep my entire music collection."

'of course it's not natural: He dyes his mane to cover up his grey hair...'

The Bathers (aka 'On Dieppe Beach) - For A Symons's Article on Dieppe

"You're dated look is an absolute tour de force."

"What do you think? Too Edward Gorey?"

"Buy them - and never look back."

"Just think, someday we'll be considered 'retro'."