Venture Vanguard T-Shirts

"Forget the allowance. I'm getting more than I need from venture capital."

"I've stopped chasing rainbows, ever since one of them suddenly turned and bit me in the leg."

"Christmas - what a fuss eh?"

'We've financed three more startups for no fathomable reason.'

'What's amazing is that I only threw one stick.'

Spontaneous Kombucha

"Did you read my review on Amazon? Four out of four people found it helpful."

Thatched roof car.

Cartoon about having many investors for crowd funding.

"These new variants are triggering my impostor syndrome."

'Of course she hasn't aged a bit. She's married to a plastic surgeon!'

'I'm sorry, but I don't know anything about external combustion engines.'

"Hack back with all you've got!"

If at first you don't succeed call it version 1.0

"Do you have a link I can click on that removes me from all future conversations with you?"

"How could you forget where you buried dad. You do know he has the car keys in his pocket?"

Dr. and Mrs. Steven Mueller.

'This is Citroen Picasso's cubist period.'

"I'm going on Dragons Den with this, the one-brush-toothbrush."

Your start-up team

Artists At The Auto Show

Music Freak.

"This is where I keep my entire music collection."

'of course it's not natural: He dyes his mane to cover up his grey hair...'

'I had a little cosmetic surgery done this week.'

"Buy them - and never look back."

'The problem isn't your high definition television, it's your low definition eyes.'

"After thoroughly researching all the details, I think we can now safely throw caution to the wind..."

The world's most successful beauty blogger...

Covid 19 Variant

"Not only do you look marvelous but all of you looks the same age."

Ye Haul.

'Seven companies in three years.'