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'You should put some more lotion on sweetie... you're starting to peel!'

"How could you forget where you buried dad. You do know he has the car keys in his pocket?"

'It's a chart of office morale. This is where you went on vacation.'

'I'd say your caravan's a tad overloaded, sir.'

"Christmas - what a fuss eh?"

Winter Coat Check at a Tropical Destination's Airport

"Hawaii, where are you folks going?"

Airlines

"I said I wanted to visit the Brandenburg Gate."

'Where would you recommend for a tech-free experience.'

"We made all the wheels out of old coffee tables and chandeliers."

"Do you remember, Peg—are we on our way out or on our way back?"

"I am not a workaholic. I just work to relax."

Excess Baggage: Fans of 'Deregulation' and the 'Free Market' probably have not had to buy a plane ticket recently.

Science Fair. How viruses spread.

Heading off with a packed bag

'After researching our dream vacation online with reviews, commentaries, we cams and pictures, we felt we'd been there and didn't need the trip!'

"These new variants are triggering my impostor syndrome."

"Life after death"

Spontaneous Kombucha

"You just had to book the economy cruise, didn't you?"

"Did you read my review on Amazon? Four out of four people found it helpful."

Where do you see yourself five years from today, dork-boy? 43 Breen Road. What are you talking about? It's where everyone wants to go. It's the most popular AirBnB in San Francisco. The earliest opening they had was five years from today. Just book a hotel. Hotels are so 2007.

Travelogue

'It's a deal. You don't infect me, and I don't infect you.'

"You may enjoy swimming with the dolphins, Howard, but do they enjoy swimming with you?"

"Hack back with all you've got!"

Cafe investors: I'd like your support in acquiring the lemonade stand down the street. By cutting redundant labor, marketing and technology. I place our annual savings at $17 billion. The phone company investors bought it. Can monkey lick your head?

Evolution Of The Jet Ski

School holidays

"You know, no matter how much you stare at your watch, summer isn't going to come any faster."

'Oh, come on - If you're gonna mess up my castle, take the whole thing.'

"And this right here was our weekend in the Hamptons."

'Of course she hasn't aged a bit. She's married to a plastic surgeon!'

Excess Baggage: Some folks believe that calories consumed during vacation do not count against your diet.