Vacation Vanguard Gifts

'You should put some more lotion on sweetie... you're starting to peel!'

"How could you forget where you buried dad. You do know he has the car keys in his pocket?"

'It's a chart of office morale. This is where you went on vacation.'

'I'd say your caravan's a tad overloaded, sir.'

"Christmas - what a fuss eh?"

Airlines

Winter Coat Check at a Tropical Destination's Airport

"Hawaii, where are you folks going?"

"I said I wanted to visit the Brandenburg Gate."

'Where would you recommend for a tech-free experience.'

"We made all the wheels out of old coffee tables and chandeliers."

"Do you remember, Peg—are we on our way out or on our way back?"

"I am not a workaholic. I just work to relax."

Excess Baggage: Fans of 'Deregulation' and the 'Free Market' probably have not had to buy a plane ticket recently.

Heading off with a packed bag

'After researching our dream vacation online with reviews, commentaries, we cams and pictures, we felt we'd been there and didn't need the trip!'

Travelogue

"Life after death"

"These new variants are triggering my impostor syndrome."

"You just had to book the economy cruise, didn't you?"

"Did you read my review on Amazon? Four out of four people found it helpful."

Spontaneous Kombucha

'It's a deal. You don't infect me, and I don't infect you.'

"You may enjoy swimming with the dolphins, Howard, but do they enjoy swimming with you?"

School holidays

"Hack back with all you've got!"

'Oh, come on - If you're gonna mess up my castle, take the whole thing.'

Evolution Of The Jet Ski

'Of course she hasn't aged a bit. She's married to a plastic surgeon!'

"You know, no matter how much you stare at your watch, summer isn't going to come any faster."

Excess Baggage: Some folks believe that calories consumed during vacation do not count against your diet.

"And this right here was our weekend in the Hamptons."

"This trip, we'd like to go everywhere our luggage goes."

"We can be old-timey office workers for Halloween."