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Scientist

"Christmas - what a fuss eh?"

"We made all the wheels out of old coffee tables and chandeliers."

Science Fair. How viruses spread.

'You won't believe this, but even if the vaccine works, they wont give it to other sick mice.'

"These new variants are triggering my impostor syndrome."

"Did you read my review on Amazon? Four out of four people found it helpful."

Spontaneous Kombucha

'It's a deal. You don't infect me, and I don't infect you.'

"Hack back with all you've got!"

'Of course she hasn't aged a bit. She's married to a plastic surgeon!'

Cafe investors: I'd like your support in acquiring the lemonade stand down the street. By cutting redundant labor, marketing and technology. I place our annual savings at $17 billion. The phone company investors bought it. Can monkey lick your head?

If at first you don't succeed call it version 1.0

New scenario with the vaccine

How do I love me? Let me count the ways. Ok. You have 18,523 selfies.

Dr. and Mrs. Steven Mueller.

"How could you forget where you buried dad. You do know he has the car keys in his pocket?"

"We can be old-timey office workers for Halloween."

Robert Drake

'It's definitely human flu. Sound the alarm!'

Vaccine shortage in Europe

"You wait nine months for a vaccine then three arrive all at once."

Help me COVI one ten O.B. you're my only hope

Music Freak.

Snow globe vaccine

"Buy them - and never look back."

"What do you think? Too Edward Gorey?"

"You're dated look is an absolute tour de force."

"What happened to what cat?"

'I had a little cosmetic surgery done this week.'

'of course it's not natural: He dyes his mane to cover up his grey hair...'

"This is where I keep my entire music collection."

'The problem isn't your high definition television, it's your low definition eyes.'

Humanity vs. Corona

Mary Quant.