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Scientist

"Christmas - what a fuss eh?"

"We made all the wheels out of old coffee tables and chandeliers."

'You won't believe this, but even if the vaccine works, they wont give it to other sick mice.'

"Did you read my review on Amazon? Four out of four people found it helpful."

Spontaneous Kombucha

"These new variants are triggering my impostor syndrome."

'It's a deal. You don't infect me, and I don't infect you.'

'Of course she hasn't aged a bit. She's married to a plastic surgeon!'

"Hack back with all you've got!"

If at first you don't succeed call it version 1.0

"How could you forget where you buried dad. You do know he has the car keys in his pocket?"

New scenario with the vaccine

"We can be old-timey office workers for Halloween."

Dr. and Mrs. Steven Mueller.

'It's definitely human flu. Sound the alarm!'

Snow globe vaccine

Vaccine shortage in Europe

"You wait nine months for a vaccine then three arrive all at once."

Music Freak.

Help me COVI one ten O.B. you're my only hope

"What happened to what cat?"

"Buy them - and never look back."

'I had a little cosmetic surgery done this week.'

"You're dated look is an absolute tour de force."

"This is where I keep my entire music collection."

"What do you think? Too Edward Gorey?"

'of course it's not natural: He dyes his mane to cover up his grey hair...'

'The problem isn't your high definition television, it's your low definition eyes.'

Humanity vs. Corona

"You said 'give me a cool hairstyle...' You never specified which decade."