Virtual Vanguard Pillows

"Hack back with all you've got!"

Skedaddle, pardner - This town ain't got enough bandwidth fer the both of us.

Leadership in the Covid-19 Era

"Does anyone know anything about spyware?"

"Our Rupert has swopped his gaming console for bagpipes...it gets us out of the house more often."

Science Fair. How viruses spread.

"These new variants are triggering my impostor syndrome."

"This is not what I meant when I said you needed to practice your play fighting..."

'It's a deal. You don't infect me, and I don't infect you.'

Cafe investors: I'd like your support in acquiring the lemonade stand down the street. By cutting redundant labor, marketing and technology. I place our annual savings at $17 billion. The phone company investors bought it. Can monkey lick your head?

'These new video games are getting out of hand...'

'Of course she hasn't aged a bit. She's married to a plastic surgeon!'

If at first you don't succeed call it version 1.0

Dr. and Mrs. Steven Mueller.

"How could you forget where you buried dad. You do know he has the car keys in his pocket?"

"He quit online counseling. This gives him the same sympathy, but cheaper."

How do I love me? Let me count the ways. Ok. You have 18,523 selfies.

Robert Drake

"Boy, has it been hacked!"

'Computer crime seems to be on the rise.'

Too many people post comments in the heat of anger. They strike while the ire is hot!

Music Freak.

“He runs the top Virtual Reality company in the world. In fact, that’s not really him.”

'It's definitely human flu. Sound the alarm!'

A man in therapy session is communicating with his therapist through laptop . .

Good luck with your video interview.

Leadership in the Covid-19 era

The First Asshole

'Hacking into our system is one way to get my attention.'

"My drone strikes are successful, Sir, but I keep getting trash talk from a 15 year old in Montana."

Trust me, it's scarier than the skull and crossbones ever was!

'I had a little cosmetic surgery done this week.'

"Buy them - and never look back."

'of course it's not natural: He dyes his mane to cover up his grey hair...'

"This is where I keep my entire music collection."