Vision Vanguard Pillows

'The problem isn't your high definition television, it's your low definition eyes.'

Are You Bleeding Blind?

"I had all of my windows replaced, before I realised my glasses were cracked."

'I'd like a pair that makes me look a right ba***rd.'

"Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Yay!!! I died rich!"

Science Fair. How viruses spread.

"Oh, please. Lord, no ... I'm only 50! No, please – anything but reading glasses!"

'You won't believe this, but even if the vaccine works, they wont give it to other sick mice.'

Spontaneous Kombucha

"These new variants are triggering my impostor syndrome."

"I've had these glasses since I was a kid, when my doctor told me I'd grow into them..."

"Did you read my review on Amazon? Four out of four people found it helpful."

'It's a deal. You don't infect me, and I don't infect you.'

Cafe investors: I'd like your support in acquiring the lemonade stand down the street. By cutting redundant labor, marketing and technology. I place our annual savings at $17 billion. The phone company investors bought it. Can monkey lick your head?

"Hack back with all you've got!"

'These virtual-reality goggles are great! Right now, I'm sun-bathing in Tahiti...'

If at first you don't succeed call it version 1.0

'He wasn't doing a bit good, until I changed his glasses.'

New scenario with the vaccine

"How could you forget where you buried dad. You do know he has the car keys in his pocket?"

'No cheating'

"It turns out our health plan does cover eyeglasses."

'It's definitely human flu. Sound the alarm!'

"You wait nine months for a vaccine then three arrive all at once."

Snow globe vaccine

Help me COVI one ten O.B. you're my only hope

A question you don't want - "How many fingers am I holding up."

Music Freak.

Vaccine shortage in Europe

'Everyone keeps telling me I need my eyes checked, so here I am!'

'Having trouble getting used to your new bi-focals'

"Thanks to my new glasses, I can enjoy a good old "bird's eye view" again..."

"With the new year approaching, I was hoping you could help with my resolution...."

"This is where I keep my entire music collection."

"I see so much better after cataract surgery and....wow, you're bald!"