Vitamin Vanguard Gifts

'Get one of these down, and you won't have to worry about anything.'

"Christmas - what a fuss eh?"

"We made all the wheels out of old coffee tables and chandeliers."

'You won't believe this, but even if the vaccine works, they wont give it to other sick mice.'

Medicinal plants

Spontaneous Kombucha

"These new variants are triggering my impostor syndrome."

"Did you read my review on Amazon? Four out of four people found it helpful."

'It's a deal. You don't infect me, and I don't infect you.'

"Hack back with all you've got!"

"We can be old-timey office workers for Halloween."

"How could you forget where you buried dad. You do know he has the car keys in his pocket?"

New scenario with the vaccine

Music Freak.

Snow globe vaccine

Help me COVI one ten O.B. you're my only hope

'It's definitely human flu. Sound the alarm!'

'Thank you but I'm a bit sensitive to ethnic food.'

'Vitamins A, B, C, D...Hey, Mom! - this cereal has all the recommended daily allowance of alphabet in it!'

Vaccine shortage in Europe

"You wait nine months for a vaccine then three arrive all at once."

"What do you think? Too Edward Gorey?"

"You're dated look is an absolute tour de force."

VACCINATION REFUSAL

"This is where I keep my entire music collection."

'The problem isn't your high definition television, it's your low definition eyes.'

"It's just that you might find food a lot cheaper!"

Humanity vs. Corona

"You said 'give me a cool hairstyle...' You never specified which decade."

"Next!"

The B1 Vitamin Bomber

'Time for your One-a-Year vitamin supplement pill, dear.'