Video Game Vanguard Prints

Second childhood obesity.

"Christmas - what a fuss eh?"

Super-Papi moves swiftly to defeat the evil Electronico!

"We made all the wheels out of old coffee tables and chandeliers."

'You won't believe this, but even if the vaccine works, they wont give it to other sick mice.'

"These new variants are triggering my impostor syndrome."

"Did you read my review on Amazon? Four out of four people found it helpful."

Spontaneous Kombucha

'It's a deal. You don't infect me, and I don't infect you.'

'Sometimes, from time to time, occasionally I wish I'd never bought that ruddy thesaurus!'

"Hack back with all you've got!"

"How could you forget where you buried dad. You do know he has the car keys in his pocket?"

New scenario with the vaccine

"Do you have a link I can click on that removes me from all future conversations with you?"

"We can be old-timey office workers for Halloween."

Music Freak.

Snow globe vaccine

"You wait nine months for a vaccine then three arrive all at once."

Help me COVI one ten O.B. you're my only hope

Vaccine shortage in Europe

'It's definitely human flu. Sound the alarm!'

"This is where I keep my entire music collection."

"You're dated look is an absolute tour de force."

"What do you think? Too Edward Gorey?"

"Wanna come over and watch the big game?....I was actually talking about the new 'Pac-Man vs. Superman' X-box game."

'The problem isn't your high definition television, it's your low definition eyes.'

Humanity vs. Corona