Whimsical Vintner T-Shirts

'Hi, Dad! We were going to set up the lemonade stand you suggested, but then Jamie got an even better idea!'

'Have you tried our home-made wine?'

Wine Lady

Turd - 'It's one of a kind.'

Boy bringing home an octopus in a fish bowl.

Mixed Doubles.

'Note to self: Like coffee, homemade coffee wine should be available in decaf, too.'

Hitch-hiking Penguin.

'It's true what they say: People often look like their pets...'

'We drove 800 miles for this? If I wanted to look at a roomful of dusty bottles, we could have visited your mother.'

kangaroos hopping around in a vat of grapes to make wine for Australian wine company.

Tiny air ship flying over globe.

'Who's the new guy?'

'When we bought this place we thought we'd only be making wine. Apparently, we're also into spirits.'

'I've written six books on wine; owned my own winery and taught a wine class for two years. My next goal is to taste some.'

"A little baking soda will get rid of the smell.

'I brew it myself.'

'So, what do you think of my first attempt at making homemade wine?'

Wine: New & Old!!!

Vaccinating Scarecrow

"Let me guess. You had it up to here with the world of business, so you packed it all in and started your own winery."

"Barry made the wine. I made the cheese."

Wine: New and Old.

'He's judging our reserve pinot noir - five years to produce it, five seconds in his mouth.'

Money Snowglobe

"My husband makes this wine."

Giraffe's Ice-cream.

"May we see something from local hydroponically grown grapes aged in casks made from non-endangered trees?"

Hissy-fits for sale.

'To save money, Bob started making his own wine. This Chablis, for example, only cost him $329 a bottle.'

Help yourself

'Sell some? But then there'd be less for me.'