Whimsical Winelover T-Shirts

"Ah, Gavin's dreaming that he's running."

Pete Townshend Vineyards

Bird feeding chick that is nesting in a knight's helmet

Wine Lady

'My luck, I buy a bottle of wine from 450 B.C. and it's still five years from reaching maturity.'

Wine enthusiast tries to make his way to Cork.

"Is there any way I can un-drink this wine?"

"Could you tell me how to get to cedar grove, New Jersey? I want to see where my grandfather was born."

'Toast'

"You're living in a fantasy world, Nelly. Farmer Dave doesn't know you're alive. Plus, he's a human being, he's married, he's the church pastor and he's secretly gay."

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'There's over 500,000 different wines? Bernie, we've got work to do!'

"And you wanted to throw me back."

'Do not stand while the room is in motion.'

"Don't feel bad. The rest of us can't hold our liquor either."

'Look Dear. The first Robin Hood of spring.'

'Hi, Dad! We were going to set up the lemonade stand you suggested, but then Jamie got an even better idea!'

'My first day in our vineyard wasn't a total loss, honey. I found two pennies.'

Wine-tasting Tour.

Has he been smoking dope? Of course, how else do you think we get off the ground?

'I'm Dorothy, and I'm your OZ union organizer!'

A swan is swimming opposite an origami swan in a pond.

'I'm afraid to a horse a carrot is just a carrot!'

"Kick ass!"

Home Wine Making Kit.

Winery tours.

"Well Doc, maybe I'm losing my mind, but last night, as I was howling at the Moo, I could have sworn I saw a cow jumping over it!"

Seven dwarves marching through a living room.

Wine Hourglass

'Yes, doctor, I'm sure his temperature is three hundred and fifty.'

'Gentlemen, tonight's special is broiled sea urchin, with raspberries, over candy corn, with a goat's milk sauce. I would suggest a wine to recommend with it, had I attended sommelier school in the Twilight Zone.'

At the animal perfume fair.

'House red please.'

'Anyone with a sweet tooth could do wonders for this place.'

"Carpe vino! Seize the wine!"