Whimsical Drink Connoisseur T-Shirts

'Hey, bartender! This scotch is watered down!'

"It's almost 5 o'clock! Where the hell is my vodka app?!"

"This place has the best happy hour."

"Another dry scotch Manhattan, Mike. Make it a double."

I could have danced all night!

Wine Lady

Party Animals.

'No ice.'

Join me in a Martini?

"I just realized you're my entire entourage."

"I love this time of day."

"Drunk, yet orderly"

'Of course I'm out of touch with reality. That's what I came here for.'

'Excuse me, but do you have a decaffeinated baristo?'

"I've tasted better myself, but you've got to admit the service is good."

"Death Star? Is that in the Valley?"

"Wait, those crunchy, cheesy little fish thingies are free?!"

"Think we'll still make happy hour?"

A man is in an office, behind him is a glass box containing a glass and a bottle, there is a sign saying 'in case of emergency'

"Scotch and water musick."

Superheroes Having a Drink

"Another flue shot, Larry.

'Hey, pal... do you have a wine that tastes like beer?'

"You know what they say, time flies when you're having rum!"

"Well, after ad school, our Timothy made a 6-second Ad that nobody saw."

"In addition to the regular menu, today's specials are . . ."

"This looks like a job for 'Margarita Man!'"

"Shower beers? Aisle eight."

'No Fred, this one is one me!'

'Fried chickens.'

'The way I see it, drinking is its own reward.'

The Corner Of Ogden And Nash: Candy is Daddy/Liquor is Quicker

Taking a little mental vacation can help as long as you don't go to mental.

Sparks Fly When The Little Gray Suit Meets The Little Black Dress

(I ride a harley, I drive a porsche, I smoke cigars, I drink martinis...) (So, ….You're impotent?)