Whimsical Drink Connoisseur Pillows

'Hey, bartender! This scotch is watered down!'

"It's almost 5 o'clock! Where the hell is my vodka app?!"

"This place has the best happy hour."

I could have danced all night!

"Another dry scotch Manhattan, Mike. Make it a double."

Wine Lady

Party Animals.

'No ice.'

"I just realized you're my entire entourage."

Join me in a Martini?

"I love this time of day."

"Death Star? Is that in the Valley?"

"Wait, those crunchy, cheesy little fish thingies are free?!"

"I've tasted better myself, but you've got to admit the service is good."

"Drunk, yet orderly"

'Of course I'm out of touch with reality. That's what I came here for.'

'Excuse me, but do you have a decaffeinated baristo?'

"Think we'll still make happy hour?"

A man is in an office, behind him is a glass box containing a glass and a bottle, there is a sign saying 'in case of emergency'

"Another flue shot, Larry.

Superheroes Having a Drink

"Scotch and water musick."

'Hey, pal... do you have a wine that tastes like beer?'

"You know what they say, time flies when you're having rum!"

Cell Bar & Grill. Happy Hour All Day. The new owner is an endorphin.

"This looks like a job for 'Margarita Man!'"

'Fried chickens.'

The Corner Of Ogden And Nash: Candy is Daddy/Liquor is Quicker

Taking a little mental vacation can help as long as you don't go to mental.

'No Fred, this one is one me!'

'The way I see it, drinking is its own reward.'

"In addition to the regular menu, today's specials are . . ."

Sparks Fly When The Little Gray Suit Meets The Little Black Dress

"Well, after ad school, our Timothy made a 6-second Ad that nobody saw."

"Shower beers? Aisle eight."