Vinyl Vintner Gifts

'Not much to show for 25 years of investing in wine--unless maybe you add back the 9,000 empties!'

Pete Townshend Vineyards

'Have you tried our home-made wine?'

'Big audio gear is coming back!'

Elvis Presley

"I only like their bad albums – the good ones are too commercial."

Gramophone dreams of mp3 player.

Grim Reaper Buying CDs...

Fossil record player.

'Note to self: Like coffee, homemade coffee wine should be available in decaf, too.'

'From albums to 8-tracks to cassettes to CD's...What a long, loud trip it's been!'

Large print rock'n'roll section

Cut out and keep your own DJ.

Jeff Beck.

"Midtown Vinyl. Vintage albums + EPs. Midtown Ink. Vintage books + newspapers."

"You know you're getting old when..."

'When played backwards these say terrible things like 'do your homework' and 'clean your room.''

The Death of the Blues

'We drove 800 miles for this? If I wanted to look at a roomful of dusty bottles, we could have visited your mother.'

'Okay everybody, SMILE!'

kangaroos hopping around in a vat of grapes to make wine for Australian wine company.

Amy Winehouse, up in Rock N' Roll heaven.

'I've written six books on wine; owned my own winery and taught a wine class for two years. My next goal is to taste some.'

'Who are you kidding? This is a wind-up isn't it!'

'When we bought this place we thought we'd only be making wine. Apparently, we're also into spirits.'

'Who's the new guy?'

"Okay, quote me. I'm on the record."

Groovy Baby

I never heard of chunky style wine. I couldn't find any seedless grapes.

Ozzy Osbourne

Art Garfunkel.

It's Whitney Houston....We have a problem!

Neil Young

'Son, it's time we had a little talk about the Byrds and the Beatles.'

'Music & Gym'