Vault Adventurer T-Shirts

'Don't Think' Sign in Bank Vault

"Pokemon...Pokemon...Pokemon...."

i-teddy

"Would you care to accessorize each other?"

'Mom, Dad... we found out that in a previous life, Sheila was a dog and I was a tree. That's why we decided to marry to continue this promising relationship!'

"He is walking from 'Lands end to John'o'Groats', virtually."

'It's a penny slot--give me a hundred.'

"I've diligently spent the last eight hours saving an entire colony of elves from a pack of vicious dragons and your only concern is that it is 2 am?"

'I need to find a loose machine like that.'

December 26 - Vegas, office (post) Christmas party.

'Good news Darling You've received loads of bids,,,'

'Keep your feet on the joists, Cedric.'

Man in a Tuxedo

"Cool bonfire app, man."

'And this war game comes with an AK 47.'

What can I get you? A lemonade, and a scone for my avatar. No way. You have an avatar? Sure. Who doesn't? It's the hip thing. But that's just a movie concept. You're living in an imaginary kid world, right? If you say so. Okay, so one lemonade and one pretend scone. Real scone. For my real avatar. Don't let it get to you. How come I don't have an avatar?!?! You're cruel, lady. Give me my $5. Best money I ever spent.

Virtual Lap Dancing

Silly sausages

"Wow, Greg's background makes it look like he's in space!"

'Actually, I'm here just for the wine and cheese.'

Holy cow! This is nothing like the hunting video game we played!

Surfing the Internet Wave.

"You were supposed to stay in Vegas."

"Let's skip marriage and just go on the honeymoon in Vegas!"

Miniature Golf.

I miss the old tree. No, this one is better. No needles on the carpet.

Viva Las Vegas.

"He really likes to play with the mice before he kills them"

'That's one of our fortified wines.'

"It sure is -- It took me three reincarnations, to get UP here."

"What I did on my summer vacation: Video games. The end."

Cat computer game.

The Kentucky Derby Zoom Race

Nautical Antiques: We Catch Your Drift

The Millennial Falcon.