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'Don't Think' Sign in Bank Vault

'Mom, Dad... we found out that in a previous life, Sheila was a dog and I was a tree. That's why we decided to marry to continue this promising relationship!'

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"Would you care to accessorize each other?"

"He is walking from 'Lands end to John'o'Groats', virtually."

'It's a penny slot--give me a hundred.'

"I've diligently spent the last eight hours saving an entire colony of elves from a pack of vicious dragons and your only concern is that it is 2 am?"

December 26 - Vegas, office (post) Christmas party.

'I need to find a loose machine like that.'

'Keep your feet on the joists, Cedric.'

Man in a Tuxedo

"Cool bonfire app, man."

'And this war game comes with an AK 47.'

Virtual Lap Dancing

Silly sausages

'Actually, I'm here just for the wine and cheese.'

"Wow, Greg's background makes it look like he's in space!"

Holy cow! This is nothing like the hunting video game we played!

Surfing the Internet Wave.

Miniature Golf.

"You were supposed to stay in Vegas."

I miss the old tree. No, this one is better. No needles on the carpet.

"Let's skip marriage and just go on the honeymoon in Vegas!"

Viva Las Vegas.

Cat computer game.

"What I did on my summer vacation: Video games. The end."

'That's one of our fortified wines.'

"It sure is -- It took me three reincarnations, to get UP here."

Nautical Antiques: We Catch Your Drift

The Kentucky Derby Zoom Race

The Millennial Falcon.

"He really likes to play with the mice before he kills them"

It was too late to retract her bid. Catherine had purchased the small man on the motorbike'