Vault Diver Gifts

'Hold all my calls, Ms. Abernathy... I'm going to take a dip in the company vault.'

At the end of each day, Gary had approximately 7 minutes of free time – which left him feeling very vulnerable.

"At times I wonder what I've done with my life that makes me worth being saved."

'The Questioner'

The dumpster code - find something, leave something.

"Don't just forage - upcycle!"

'Here we go again...'

"You've opened my eyes to the most disgusting worldly delights."

"What's the cheapest thing we can order and still get a box?"

"Gotta cut back on my binge thinking."

"The cultural appropriation is annoying but the herring is delicious."

Question Mark

Angst - Zeitgeist.

"You'll like this restaurant. All the food is locally sourced from nearby dumpsters."

Kid sheltering from rain inside a vault box.

'Mum, why are we called seagulls?'

"I heard this dumpster got a bad review, but we'll try it out anyhow."

"Yes! Paul nails the Edna Vault!"

"Carbon paper? Typewriter ribbon? An ashtray? After your retirement, have you considered opening a museum?"

"I'll keep this short as I know many of you are eager to hit that dumpster out back."

"The only problem I have with my belief system is that I always believe it."

Information. If you can't put toothpaste back in the tube, how did it get there in the first place?

Lair Freshner

George was proving to be very popular with the ladies after taking-up nude pole vaulting!

"Calm down, yes, I see the dumpsters."

Pole Jumping Collision

Gymnast.

He's the greatest pole vaulter of all time! That's an over-the-top statement.

'Not very big is it?' - 'No, but it's 85 feet deep.'

Money in mousetrap

High platform competition finals at the Dumpster Diving World Olympics.

One never knows!

What do you mean vertigo ?

"You'll like this restaurant. All the food is locally sourced from nearby dumpsters."

Fly