Dungeon Diver Gifts

Lair Freshner

At the end of each day, Gary had approximately 7 minutes of free time – which left him feeling very vulnerable.

"At times I wonder what I've done with my life that makes me worth being saved."

'The Questioner'

"Don't just forage - upcycle!"

'See how the fools flee when fantasy role-play is fantasy no longer!'

'It would never work out, Blackfire — our alignments are too different.'

Undignified Exits of the Planet World: Geronimo!

"Dad, Dad, cage divers! Get the hacksaw and let's scare the heck out of them!"

"Hurry up Dad, I need the loo!"

"Gotta cut back on my binge thinking."

"You've opened my eyes to the most disgusting worldly delights."

"The cultural appropriation is annoying but the herring is delicious."

Question Mark

'I keep having this recurring nightmare, that when I get back from walking in the woods my porridge is too cold.'

'Oh, you know, the usual...just working.'

Angst - Zeitgeist.

A patient, a doctor and a deep sea diver

"You'll like this restaurant. All the food is locally sourced from nearby dumpsters."

"How many times have I told you not to bring your work home?"

'When did you last have your pressure checked?'

'How was your holiday? Go anywhere interesting?'

"Being a 'fly on the wall' is way overrated."

"No ham in this, I hope?"

"I heard someone was looking for a dungeon master."

'Give it a rest, will you? -- We're ALL bored!'

'Have you farted?'

Savings and loan and bait shop.

'It just makes it seem more interesting.'

Early Goths.

The Jacques Cousteau Story

George flew like an eagle, but landed like a limpet.

That Sinking Feeling

"The only problem I have with my belief system is that I always believe it."

"He's a very sound sleeper. When he sleeps he makes all kinds of sounds!"