Dungeon Dweller Gifts

Pocket protectors...

'Let the creepy crawly hunt begin!'

"well done rescuing my son. Now, your final task is to quietly transfer the baby to the cradle upstairs, without waking him."

Marshmallows

'Don't ask me why but he feels a great deal of pride in calling it his 'man-cave'.'

"I hate it when the damned things decide they need to get out and burn off some calories."

'How about a game of cards?'

The witch of the west again showed no water usage for the month.

Camping-Pong

Camping holidays in the British summer.

'See how the fools flee when fantasy role-play is fantasy no longer!'

Early on-line shopping

"Is this the same gold bar I gave you last year?"

'It would never work out, Blackfire — our alignments are too different.'

"I wish my Dad would get off my back! It's only been nine years and he wants to know if I've picked a major yet!"

''Surprise' starts with an 'S', Wilkins! You're in the wrong drawer again!'

Reverse Mortgage.

'Oh dear, what a shame - It's raining again, Pam!'

'He was leaning out to watch Lady Godiva, and his crown fell into the moat.'

Wow. A corner office at last

Student Food Pyramid

"Remember, son, no matter what happens to you, we intend to always keep your room at home exactly as it is right now...empty."

I will not write on walls. I will not write on walls...

Room-mate Homicides Waiting to Happen. . .

"No, first you have to evolve into a man, then you can have a man-cave."

'It even has its own built-in home security system!'

'I did give your brother a job - he's keeping an eye out for forest fires.'

"Why won’t you just admit you forgot where you parked the car?"

"We may be stick in here for a while..."

'Father maybe gone some time.'

'Oh, you know, the usual...just working.'

Please use other dimension.

"Me admit was awesome idea but maybe saber tooth tiger just not cut out for domestication."

"He'll never be good enough to snatch this pebble from my hand."

'I don't suppose an apology would suffice?'