Dungeon Devotee Gifts

'Oh, you know, the usual...just working.'

'OK, so I fumbled. Now can you cure it or not?'

"There's an app that helped me finish grades 3 through 7. If you need me, I'll be in my room playing video games for the next few years."

"This is scary, maybe we should turn on the lights. Hello.."

"That's enough small talk."

"I guess there ain't room in this town for two bonsai specialists."

Wow. A corner office at last

Little boy dragon

A dragon relaxing in a chair staring at a taxidermy knight's head above his fireplace.

'You knew my alignment was chaotic good when you married me!'

"we may need to buy you a new hula hoop."

'My work clothes are at the cleaner's, so I had to borrow my kid's hoodie.'

'It was a split decision.'

Early Goths.

That's a salad pitchfork, Bob.

'I'm sorry to say that one among you is not pulling his weight... I don't think it's necessary to name names.'

'Wanna see my Disney cells?'

"I miss infringing U.S. copyright law."

"I'm so lucky I can get away from work at lunch."

I never thought I'd have to say this, but ... You need more fiber in your diet. Pinocchio's Later Years.

Dive in...

Lair Freshner

'This is embarrassing. I always forget which way the king can move.'

"Would it be possible for you to take a photo of my meal and post it on social media?"

Cloud Cuckoo Land, Damsel and squashed rescuer

"We've already projected a winner."

'I've orders to shave you and douse you!'

Yeah, next time let's save the rack for last.

I love swimming.

Pocket protectors...

"They added extra dragons to curb inflation."

A mouse is chained in a dungeon.

With an itchy trigger finger, shoot first then scratch.

Sketches by Boz - The Winglebury Duel - Mr Trott Detained

"Lastly, we have Mr. Asher. He fancies long pulls on the rack, impromptu floggings and water boarding at nightfall."