Dungeon Devotee Gifts

'OK, so I fumbled. Now can you cure it or not?'

"There's an app that helped me finish grades 3 through 7. If you need me, I'll be in my room playing video games for the next few years."

"This is scary, maybe we should turn on the lights. Hello.."

"That's enough small talk."

"I guess there ain't room in this town for two bonsai specialists."

Wow. A corner office at last

Little boy dragon

A dragon relaxing in a chair staring at a taxidermy knight's head above his fireplace.

'My work clothes are at the cleaner's, so I had to borrow my kid's hoodie.'

'It was a split decision.'

'I'm sorry to say that one among you is not pulling his weight... I don't think it's necessary to name names.'

"I miss infringing U.S. copyright law."

Early Goths.

"I'm so lucky I can get away from work at lunch."

"Would it be possible for you to take a photo of my meal and post it on social media?"

'This is embarrassing. I always forget which way the king can move.'

Lair Freshner

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Cloud Cuckoo Land, Damsel and squashed rescuer

"We've already projected a winner."

'Some gagwriter you turned out to be!'

"They added extra dragons to curb inflation."

I love swimming.

With an itchy trigger finger, shoot first then scratch.

A mouse is chained in a dungeon.

'I've orders to shave you and douse you!'

Sketches by Boz - The Winglebury Duel - Mr Trott Detained

"Lastly, we have Mr. Asher. He fancies long pulls on the rack, impromptu floggings and water boarding at nightfall."