D&d Devotee Gifts

'You knew my alignment was chaotic good when you married me!'

"Ya know, 'DUH' can be a very hurtful word."

"It's almost 5 o'clock! Where the hell is my vodka app?!"

'Dr.Sall Thompson got so excited over the new spring design she took a quantum leap!'

'I've decided to centralize my operations. Everything will be in my ipad.'

"The Englishman goes to the beach once a year to shed his skin."

'OK, so I fumbled. Now can you cure it or not?'

'It finally took me thirty years, but I finally have one of every 3-D comic book ever made'

'It seems to work, I couldn't afford a blackberry!'

Italica

Woman holds report: 'This has so many different fonts in it, I thougt it was a ransom note.'

Man admiring his patterned clothes in the mirror

Addicted to Facebook...lost internet connection.

Lots of personal improvement classes are going on down there. The white blood cells are teaching a self-defense class. The neuron is instructing others about improving communication skills. And a proton and cornea cell have teamed up to teach a class on staying focused and positive! Is the helium atom participating in any of this? No, he thinks he's above it all!

Person with eyes focused on a computer screen.

"You've got computer-breath."

"Now, suppose some guy comes at you balanced between two blocks."

"I believe it took a team of twenty five, working six months at a cost of �250, 000 to come up with that."

STRIP Hambone: Businessman in hospital with his computer

"There's an app that helped me finish grades 3 through 7. If you need me, I'll be in my room playing video games for the next few years."

Captain Hook getting his hook stuck in the rail, again

"I feel there's a whole culture around mules."

"Bonk!"

"I'll never forget you."

'31 years in graphic design eh, so I shouldn't be surprised you've retouched your photo on your CV.'

"I'd call that 'A victory for science.'

"It's beautiful. I'm just not sure it's $800 beautiful."

"I'll be glad when this is over and Sarah can be herself again."

"Why would I want to see anything that far away from my phone?"

"Its's a beautiful day. Why don't you play outside?"

Time Machine Collision.

Two Daleks fighting

"You like it? It’s from the MoMA Store!"

The Design Artiste

"Please turn on your cell phones."