R&d Enthusiasts Gifts

"I'm not doubting that it does the job well. All I'm saying is that it might be a little more than is actually necessary."

The Department of Really Stupid Ideas: 'Most people think they just appear out of thin air! But the truth is, there's a great deal of very hard work involved!'

'Dr.Sall Thompson got so excited over the new spring design she took a quantum leap!'

It's a male thing - I saw a toaster with power assist, and I bought it.

"Where's the business end of this thing?"

"Think outside the box but never forget who owns the box."

'We manufacture micro computing circuits. We're looking to hire someone who can anticipate the next small thing.'

"I got a swiss army hook!"

'I've found a way to improve on light beer!'

'Does it bother anyone else that our entire business is based on one questionable product?'

'It's one of our new technology rings, it allows you to download karats.'

No, no, Grok, we love your creative voice! Ort is just here to do a little punch-up.

"What these product ideas lack is a little bite."

"Whoa! Back up a second... 'R & D' stands for 'Research & Development?' We always thought it meant 'Rip-off & Distribute!'"

"We finally found a way to bottle enthusiasm."

Computer operator welding machine.

Crane fishing

'We haven't the foggiest what it does,but it plugs into a computer and retails for three fifity.'

Businessman with two boxes: 'Innovate' and 'Out of Date'

Tata: Goodbuy or Goodbye?

"Never marry an engineer."

"I've decided to major in engineering...college loan debt restructuring."

"Get out here Phil! The outside ideas are far better than the inside ones were!"

'Art, art, art - When are we going to get some engineers?'

'They never let you forget that your intellectual property belongs to them.'

"They're a very hi-tech family. Apparently, even their baby was cordless."

"Is that one of those cars that tells you when it needs maintenance?"

'Don't throw the little silicon chips away -- we may find a use for them someday.'

The new US Embassy in London is conceived as a solar collector, with pillow like panels of high-tech plastic and photovoltaic cells....and emegency vertical takeoff capability,

'U.S. Manufacturing'

Research, Development and Second Thoughts

'Forget the wheel. Invent diapers.'

"Looks like something exciting is happening in R&D."

The brief collaboration between Alfred Nobel and Thomas Edison.

The segway RV.