R&d Specialists Gifts

After his career as a wrestling pro, Hank 'Iron Claw' Hammersmith found a new job at the touchscreen test department.

'The wheel was great, but what have you done for me lately?'

The Department of Really Stupid Ideas: 'Most people think they just appear out of thin air! But the truth is, there's a great deal of very hard work involved!'

'Dr.Sall Thompson got so excited over the new spring design she took a quantum leap!'

Though he created more than 300 products from peanuts, George Washington Carver was unable to change even one of them back into a peanut.

'Is there another doctor in the house? He wants a second opinion.'

"Where's the business end of this thing?"

'We manufacture micro computing circuits. We're looking to hire someone who can anticipate the next small thing.'

"I bet you're curious about what's going on in the R&D Department."

Creative department

'I've found a way to improve on light beer!'

Research and Development: Now, Never.

'We need a product line that will stimulate our profit line.'

"We finally found a way to bottle enthusiasm."

"What these product ideas lack is a little bite."

"Whoa! Back up a second... 'R & D' stands for 'Research & Development?' We always thought it meant 'Rip-off & Distribute!'"

Medical Examinations.

'Okay, the motorized rocking chair could use an emergency off switch.'

'We haven't the foggiest what it does,but it plugs into a computer and retails for three fifity.'

'Gastroenterology...do I know that?'

Businessman with two boxes: 'Innovate' and 'Out of Date'

'They never let you forget that your intellectual property belongs to them.'

'Dalrymple came to us from the public sector.'

"R&D really created a miracle drug this time...at least it's been miraculous for our bottom line!"

"Doctors, Gilby, Beam and Henson. Ears, nose and throat."

Inventing Time Travel

Sales Research shows it's too big for them to carry home, sir.

'I'm referring you to a specialist who isn't as afraid to die as I am.'

Research, Development and Second Thoughts

'If this elixir works, I see an over-the-counter version in three years.'

Proctologists' Office Party Games

"Looks like something exciting is happening in R&D."

'In the modern world manufacturing takes place in China. Most R&D is one in South Korea and support and logistics is based in India.'

'The bad news is you have a disease that only a highly-paid specialist can pronounce.'

"The safety committee fixed your invention. Now it won't keep rolling away."