R&d Specialist Gifts

'They never let you forget that your intellectual property belongs to them.'

Business Hierarchy: Research and Development, Manufacturing Division, and Advertising and Promotion.

The Department of Really Stupid Ideas: 'Most people think they just appear out of thin air! But the truth is, there's a great deal of very hard work involved!'

"Looks like something exciting is happening in R&D."

"Yes, the company is heavily into R&D... rust and decay!"

Due to his pioneering work with mouthwash, no one dared tell Dr. Flint about his own breath.

Work incentives.

"The truth is, you're the first nanobot we've ever interviewed."

Businessman with two boxes: 'Innovate' and 'Out of Date'

'Miss Stevens,get me R&D and PR, I think the competition has one up us!'

"That's Terri and Kip. . . our Imaginators. And over here is Al. He's our Get-real-inator."

"You folks in R&D really did make a miracle drug. I've never taken it, but I feel better already!"

Research, Development and Second Thoughts

"We finally found a way to bottle enthusiasm."

"Must...get...fresh...ideas."

Scientist working in research and development department walks through door.

'I've found a way to improve on light beer!'

'You know a lot of unnecessary research went into making this product eco friendly.'

'We manufacture micro computing circuits. We're looking to hire someone who can anticipate the next small thing.'

"You're onto something very big. Don't let the company get its hands on it."

"Whoa! Back up a second... 'R & D' stands for 'Research & Development?' We always thought it meant 'Rip-off & Distribute!'"

"We worked out how to make the watch smaller, now we just need to figure out how to make it lighter!"

'We don't need an R & D department anymore; we've got something better - Steve Jobs' garbage pail.'

Research and Development/Marketing

'The wheel was great, but what have you done for me lately?'

In the Guru District

'Dr.Sall Thompson got so excited over the new spring design she took a quantum leap!'

Though he created more than 300 products from peanuts, George Washington Carver was unable to change even one of them back into a peanut.

In the future, human thought will enter an age of clarity and purity never before dreamed of.

'To most people, 1984 is just a novel; around here it's our instruction manual.'

"Where's the business end of this thing?"

"I bet you're curious about what's going on in the R&D Department."

Creative department

"Has anyone else noticed that the efficiency experts seem a little robotic?"

"When they said progress made our replacement inevitable I thought they meant by AI."