R&d Scientist Gifts

Advertising campaign before product development

'The wheel was great, but what have you done for me lately?'

The Department of Really Stupid Ideas: 'Most people think they just appear out of thin air! But the truth is, there's a great deal of very hard work involved!'

'Dr.Sall Thompson got so excited over the new spring design she took a quantum leap!'

Though he created more than 300 products from peanuts, George Washington Carver was unable to change even one of them back into a peanut.

"Where's the business end of this thing?"

Deaths from Coronavirus

'BANG' and a cosmology institute appears.

'We manufacture micro computing circuits. We're looking to hire someone who can anticipate the next small thing.'

Creative department

Booster shots

'But Timmy, you have to eat your antibiotics, or you'll never become a big and strong bacteria.'

'I've found a way to improve on light beer!'

Wilhelm Rontgen's first attempt at X-rays: shining a bright light through Madame Rontgen.

'That which does not kill me, make me stronger.'

At the mobile tracking test lab.

Research and Development: Now, Never.

Nuclear generation of energy.

No caption (A crash test dummy in the shape of a bird flies toward a window. Other birds dressed as scientists study the experiment from the ground).

"Space exploration"

"Boss is coming! Discover something!"

"One day mommy's slime molds will all be yours!"

"They've got me doing cosmetics research."

'We need a product line that will stimulate our profit line.'

I think he knows something that we don't know about the uranium molecule.

"Great, microplastic - there goes the neighborhood."

Research and Development: 'We've finally done it. An actual cell phone!'

"Whoa! Back up a second... 'R & D' stands for 'Research & Development?' We always thought it meant 'Rip-off & Distribute!'"

'You have received a grant from the king - his secret incantation to chant over your experiments.'

"What these product ideas lack is a little bite."

Artificial Intelligence Drive

"We finally found a way to bottle enthusiasm."

'Wait, wait, before you mix them, you have to say, 'Pow!'.'

'Okay, the motorized rocking chair could use an emergency off switch.'

'What I call a miracle drug is one that doesn't start a government investigation.'