R&d Professional Gifts

Eco-car - "We've put the exhaust on the inside!"

Research/Bottlenecks/Development.

'Come back tomorrow.' - 'I tried that but you were busy.'

"May I say that's a lovely combination of cyclomethicone, triisostearin, and propylene carbonate you're wearing today, Dr. Thomas!"

"Dr.Brainstorm from R&D is here to see you, Sir"

Dr. Prebish didn't always fit in with the other scientists.

"Hey, way to go! You invented both the disease AND the cure!"

They used a scientific method to decide which new product idea to pursue.

'It's made of teflon. That way, when 'the stuff' hits it, it doesn't stick.'

'We'll have the project ready by tomorrow. R&D is just working out the kinks.'

'We haven't the foggiest what it does,but it plugs into a computer and retails for three fifity.'

"We cancelled the cold fusion project for a map that re-folds itself."

ALLIED CHEMICAL PRODUCTS, INC., 'I'd like to transfer out of Research & Development for awhile.'

"Manufacturing will take place in China, R&D in Korea, customer support will be run from Mumbai and logistics handled in Vietnam."

"How am I? Same old, same old. Another day of throwing at the wall to see what sticks."

'I'm removing you from the research department, Jones!'

"Listen, that pensive look might work in R&D, but it won't cut it here in sales!"

'Dr.Sall Thompson got so excited over the new spring design she took a quantum leap!'

"What these product ideas lack is a little bite."

"It's springtime in our new product department."

'The wheel was great, but what have you done for me lately?'

The Department of Really Stupid Ideas: 'Most people think they just appear out of thin air! But the truth is, there's a great deal of very hard work involved!'

Though he created more than 300 products from peanuts, George Washington Carver was unable to change even one of them back into a peanut.

"Where's the business end of this thing?"

'We manufacture micro computing circuits. We're looking to hire someone who can anticipate the next small thing.'

Creative department

'I've found a way to improve on light beer!'

Research and Development: Now, Never.

'We need a product line that will stimulate our profit line.'

"Whoa! Back up a second... 'R & D' stands for 'Research & Development?' We always thought it meant 'Rip-off & Distribute!'"

"We finally found a way to bottle enthusiasm."

'Okay, the motorized rocking chair could use an emergency off switch.'

Businessman with two boxes: 'Innovate' and 'Out of Date'

'They never let you forget that your intellectual property belongs to them.'

Money Tree