R&d Employee Gifts

'This is the department of staying ahead of the curve...you want the bureau of thinking outside the box.'

"Tell R&D that I'm going to reinstate their benefits - quick!"

'The wheel was great, but what have you done for me lately?'

The Department of Really Stupid Ideas: 'Most people think they just appear out of thin air! But the truth is, there's a great deal of very hard work involved!'

'Dr.Sall Thompson got so excited over the new spring design she took a quantum leap!'

Though he created more than 300 products from peanuts, George Washington Carver was unable to change even one of them back into a peanut.

"Sorry, we've found an app that's better at being you than you!"

"Where's the business end of this thing?"

'We manufacture micro computing circuits. We're looking to hire someone who can anticipate the next small thing.'

Creative department

'I've found a way to improve on light beer!'

Research and Development: Now, Never.

"The UWS association for the advancement of A.I."

"When they said progress made our replacement inevitable I thought they meant by AI."

'We need a product line that will stimulate our profit line.'

"This is System One and I am holding the beta for System Two."

"What these product ideas lack is a little bite."

"Whoa! Back up a second... 'R & D' stands for 'Research & Development?' We always thought it meant 'Rip-off & Distribute!'"

"We finally found a way to bottle enthusiasm."

'Okay, the motorized rocking chair could use an emergency off switch.'

'No no Mr. Peters, you are not being outsourced. You are being virtualised in 'the cloud'.'

Businessman with two boxes: 'Innovate' and 'Out of Date'

'We haven't the foggiest what it does,but it plugs into a computer and retails for three fifity.'

"What the hell sort of convenient new feature is this?"

'They never let you forget that your intellectual property belongs to them.'

Money Tree

Inventing Time Travel

Sales Research shows it's too big for them to carry home, sir.

"R&D really created a miracle drug this time...at least it's been miraculous for our bottom line!"

Research, Development and Second Thoughts

"Ruddy AI. Bad enough to be replaced by a computer, never mind a COFFEE MAKER."

'If this elixir works, I see an over-the-counter version in three years.'

"Looks like something exciting is happening in R&D."

Dr. Prebish didn't always fit in with the other scientists.