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"I'm not doubting that it does the job well. All I'm saying is that it might be a little more than is actually necessary."

The Department of Really Stupid Ideas: 'Most people think they just appear out of thin air! But the truth is, there's a great deal of very hard work involved!'

'Dr.Sall Thompson got so excited over the new spring design she took a quantum leap!'

It's a male thing - I saw a toaster with power assist, and I bought it.

"Where's the business end of this thing?"

'We manufacture micro computing circuits. We're looking to hire someone who can anticipate the next small thing.'

"Think outside the box but never forget who owns the box."

"I got a swiss army hook!"

'I've found a way to improve on light beer!'

'Does it bother anyone else that our entire business is based on one questionable product?'

'It's one of our new technology rings, it allows you to download karats.'

"We finally found a way to bottle enthusiasm."

"What these product ideas lack is a little bite."

"Whoa! Back up a second... 'R & D' stands for 'Research & Development?' We always thought it meant 'Rip-off & Distribute!'"

No, no, Grok, we love your creative voice! Ort is just here to do a little punch-up.

Computer operator welding machine.

Crane fishing

'We haven't the foggiest what it does,but it plugs into a computer and retails for three fifity.'

Businessman with two boxes: 'Innovate' and 'Out of Date'

Tata: Goodbuy or Goodbye?

"Get out here Phil! The outside ideas are far better than the inside ones were!"

"Never marry an engineer."

"I've decided to major in engineering...college loan debt restructuring."

'Art, art, art - When are we going to get some engineers?'

'They never let you forget that your intellectual property belongs to them.'

"Is that one of those cars that tells you when it needs maintenance?"

"They're a very hi-tech family. Apparently, even their baby was cordless."

'Don't throw the little silicon chips away -- we may find a use for them someday.'

Research, Development and Second Thoughts

The new US Embassy in London is conceived as a solar collector, with pillow like panels of high-tech plastic and photovoltaic cells....and emegency vertical takeoff capability,

'U.S. Manufacturing'

'Forget the wheel. Invent diapers.'

"Looks like something exciting is happening in R&D."

The segway RV.

Dr. Prebish didn't always fit in with the other scientists.